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augustus_01
01-26-2013, 09:29 AM
http://sanangelo.craigslist.org/mcy/3568450419.html

xtreme
01-26-2013, 09:36 AM
haha, good looking bike!

Crimson04
01-26-2013, 09:37 AM
Yes!:)

Zeroflat24
01-26-2013, 09:39 AM
The bikes youthful appearance will clash with your long grey beard and leather chapsMagical

RyanExtra
01-26-2013, 10:05 AM
Very funny, cheap too.

BuellyBagger
01-26-2013, 10:39 AM
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vaxb12r
01-26-2013, 01:13 PM
****ing awsome!

go cytocis
01-26-2013, 01:51 PM
" It has a sportster based v-twin but it is not slow enough or loud enough to be a real harley"
Haha, I always consider it a compliment when a Harley guy refers to any of my bikes, including the XB, as "not a real bike"!

thrstrmech
01-26-2013, 01:55 PM
[up] someone with a great sense of humor

Oakes_86
01-26-2013, 02:29 PM
Haha that is awesome! [up]

LoneWolf 03XB9S
01-26-2013, 02:33 PM
Best CL ad ever!

Big twin
01-26-2013, 02:58 PM
Super good add !!! i would be tempted just for that ! [up]

Dave A
01-26-2013, 05:06 PM
If I ever sell my Buell that's how it'll read.

Bolty
01-26-2013, 05:56 PM
Best ad ever [up]

BuckDaniels
01-26-2013, 06:18 PM
"Infact the only things this bike can do well is handle curves, accelerate, and stop."

Come to think of it... those are the only things my bike are good at. Oh, and it looks and sounds killer!

FlaXB9R
01-26-2013, 07:03 PM
Since everyone was quoting bits and pieces, I figured it was so good I'd quote it all. :D


2009 BUELL CITYX. No chrome to polish on your smoke break, no hard bags for your golf clubs, no windshield or floorboards. The rear seat is too small for your oldlady and she would probably fall off anyways. Features like mass centralization, fuel in frame, oil in swing arm and zero torsional load front rotor will make your head hurt. This bike has no stereo or cup holders and at only 400 lbs it does not have the lazyboy like seating one would expest from an american bike. It has a sportster based v-twin but it is not slow enough or loud enough to be a real harley. The bikes youthful appearance will clash with your long grey beard and leather chaps. Infact the only things this bike can do well is handle curves, accelerate, and stop. It embarrasses me to have my friends think that I can ride that well naturaly. Need to sell soon so I can get fat, lazy, and old

Plus I figured I (and others) may want to see it again and once the CL ad expires it would be lost for ever.

Is the owner a forum member?

netty2424
01-26-2013, 07:24 PM
Great creative ad! [up]

Route0766
01-26-2013, 08:23 PM
Real description fellows, I can't beat it!

:)

vtech007
01-26-2013, 09:32 PM
I LOVE this ad!!!! [cool][up] thank you for sharing.

Crimson04
01-27-2013, 06:06 AM
It's one of those, honey either you put your bike up for sale or i'm leaving you type ads. At least its for sale anyways lol. On a side note, I would love a translucent red scg for a second bike.

TooFst
01-27-2013, 07:13 AM
" It embarrasses me to have my friends think that I can ride that well naturaly."

So awesome..

xb12rs
01-27-2013, 10:31 AM
"baby I'm trying to sell the bike...I don't know why no one has bought it"

SilveradoTX
01-27-2013, 01:59 PM
If I still lived in Brownwood I'd drive out just meet the guy. That's a great post... wish I had the funds, too.

crawfo
01-27-2013, 02:29 PM
I bet that guy has a lot of great friends! Anyone would love to hang out with someone with that sense on humor!

firefighter1c57
01-28-2013, 04:44 AM
I'd wager it has more to do with dad/brother/friend being a "real biker", and giving the guy **** more than a "wife's bitchen" ad.

ali
01-28-2013, 05:07 AM
hahaha that was great!

dannenvance
01-28-2013, 10:17 AM
Best CL ad ever!

Ditto.

msgvb
02-01-2013, 08:42 AM
hahaha, excellent :D
that whole thing's so quotable

MrFantastic22
02-02-2013, 04:36 AM
Epic!!!!

heagachongoose
02-02-2013, 02:28 PM
That person deserves a cookie.

HMTRAN
02-02-2013, 07:39 PM
Either he intends to sell the bike only to a Buell enthuist because that ad I'm sure will push anyone else away. Or like everyone else is guessing, he is being forced to attempt to sell his bike. Either way, damn brilliant ad

supertt1200
02-03-2013, 06:29 PM
all craigslist ads should be just like this, period.

Phxbuller
02-03-2013, 07:04 PM
Love it[up]