Totally Useless "Ever Wonder Why" Series ~xX UNcensored!! Xx~

[07Bolt]

Why do dogs lick each others asses, then want to lick your face? [smirk]

If you buy a car at a dealership, why doesn't the gas come with it? lol

Since the Mayans predicted the end of their calendar cycle in 2012, don't you think they should've been here by now??

If you can subscribe to the HBO channel, why cant you subscribe to the Mtv channel???

Will horses have red & blue flashing lights 500 years from now.

Why pay for a backyard if you don't really need it? [smirk]

70% of earth is water. And we only offer cruises,,,lol

Railroads are generally thousands of miles long, but only 10 feet wide,,,:D

If 2 people go psycho, does the 1st one to go psycho win?

Does it matter if the "2 girls 1 cup" duo, were sisters?

[Dave A]

If most Harley riders like Chevy trucks ( me included ) why did Ford offer a Harley Davidson edition. The Harley rider is not switching trucks and the metric rider is not gonna buy a truck with Harley Davidson signage all over it.[smirk]

[chief_of_smoke]

If most Harley riders like Chevy trucks ( me included ) why did Ford offer a Harley Davidson edition. The Harley rider is not switching trucks and the metric rider is not gonna buy a truck with Harley Davidson signage all over it.

i did. but im a ford guy

[07Bolt]

idk...but most of this **** I come up with after 3-4 cups of coffee :D

[07Bolt]

why do people take the rarest materials on earth and share them amongst each other?

If the sun cooled one day ;) would it turn to a clump of gold? or silver? or copper?

[07Bolt]

Ever notice cops wont hardly listen to anything you have to say. but they'll wait for you to sign your name no matter what. lol

did the guy who invented the wheel have a pair of shoes? :p

Why do bmx bikes have rubber brake pads, and motorcycles have ceramic pads?

When is a p/u truck not a p/u truck? before you drop it off, or after you pick it up. lol

In a drought stricken area, are land prices cheaper? So were actually paying for rainwater [confused]

[konarider94]

Why do we drive on parkways but park in driveways?

[Banshee77]

Should hot water heaters not be called cold water heaters, they dont heat hot water, if they did we wouldnt need em...

[jetlee]

Should hot water heaters not be called cold water heaters, they dont heat hot water, if they did we wouldnt need em...

They're not called "hot water heaters", they're simply called "water heaters".

They do in fact heat hot water when the water temperature falls below the set-point (when no hot water is being used). Even if the water is below the set-point (mine is at 120º at home), it is still very hot; so when the heating element turns on, it is in fact heating hot water.

[Banshee77]

Thanks wikipedia!, I think your missing the slang terminology put forth by all posts above.

[jetlee]

That wasn't Wiki, it's called being a mechanical engineer and knowing the difference.

I didn't miss any slang. I could actually answer a fair bit of those questions with real answers.



Just so Banshee doesn't feel singled out....


If you buy a car at a dealership, why doesn't the gas come with it? lol
I've never paid for the first tank of gas.


Since the Mayans predicted the end of their calendar cycle in 2012, don't you think they should've been here by now??
The Mayan's had multiple calendars for multiple uses. The one to which you're referring did not end, it was broken and the last date before the break was 12-21-2012.


Why pay for a backyard if you don't really need it?
It's an amenity, you always pay for amenities. You could choose to split the land and sell the backyard, or have the seller do that as a condition of sale.


Does it matter if the "2 girls 1 cup" duo, were sisters?
No.


If most Harley riders like Chevy trucks ( me included ) why did Ford offer a Harley Davidson edition. The Harley rider is not switching trucks and the metric rider is not gonna buy a truck with Harley Davidson signage all over it
I don't see your logic that most are Chevy owners. Most HD owners I've known were Ford or Dodge.


Why do bmx bikes have rubber brake pads, and motorcycles have ceramic pads?
Stopping requirement vs wear/damage. There's much more force required on a motorcycle that would melt the rubber of a bike brake pad under the same pressures.


When is a p/u truck not a p/u truck? before you drop it off, or after you pick it up. lol
The pickup was named because you easily load/unload things from the bed, whereas a TRUCK is not as easy and is more commonly referred to as a Big Rig, Semi or Tractor-Trailer.

[raven]

hey Banshee didn't you know that mechanical engineer's are the most sour people on earth no sense of ha ha what so ever,take one to a bar and they mesure the ice cubes to make sure they are all the same.Why so grumpy latley Jet, you seem to be pissed at everybody.Lighten up bud have some fun, take your bike for a ride. Works for me.

[jetlee]

Why so grumpy latley Jet, you seem to be pissed at everybody.
I'm not.

This is the "Ever wonder why" thread, so I answered some of the why's. Not a hard concept to understand.

[07Bolt]

That wasn't Wiki, it's called being a mechanical engineer and knowing the difference

:D

Ok Jet, the gauntlet has been thrown down. Or can you actually throw a gauntlet down lol

If you can finance a car/bike. Why cant you finance gasoline.

After your born the only part of your body that doesn't grow are your eyes. So the way you see it, is the way its always been.

If a person is legally blind. Is it illegal to see. lol

If you work 8 hours a day for 50 years, its like 96,000 hours.

How many times do you stop at a 4-way street. Once? Twice? Three?

Technically if infinity is forever, then what are diamonds?

[go cytocis]

Q) How can you tell that women were invented by a site mechanical engineer?

A) Who else would have located a playground right in between a waste water line and a solid waste dump!?

[glenn r]

The same engineer that designed the ****ed up obamacare website pay a lot more for less kinda like Harley Davidson

[jetlee]

lol


Ok Jet, the gauntlet has been thrown down. Or can you actually throw a gauntlet down lol
Seeing as a gauntlet is a style of glove, yes it can be thrown down.


If you can finance a car/bike. Why cant you finance gasoline.
If you're a regular at a podunk store, they'll sometimes let you charge up a tab. I used to do that as a kid on my parents tab. Then they got pissed at all the $$$ spent on gas in my Bronco when I was out playing in the mud instead of going to school. lol


After your born the only part of your body that doesn't grow are your eyes. So the way you see it, is the way its always been.
They actually increase ins size by about 1/4" from birth to mid/late teens


If a person is legally blind. Is it illegal to see. lol
A better question would be, "How would a person be illegally blind?"


If you work 8 hours a day for 50 years, its like 96,000 hours.
8 hours a day * 5 days a week * 52 weeks a year * 50 years = 104,000 hours. Subtract vacation, holidays and sick days accordingly.


How many times do you stop at a 4-way street. Once? Twice? Three?
What's a 4-way street? Why would you stop at a street unless there is a Stop sign? If there is a Stop sign, you stop once each time you come to one.


Technically if infinity is forever, then what are diamonds?
Overpriced.

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Q) How can you tell that women were invented by a site mechanical engineer?

A) Who else would have located a playground right in between a waste water line and a solid waste dump!?
That would be Civil Engineering. Mechanical Engineers don't do site work.


The same engineer that designed the ****ed up obamacare website pay a lot more for less kinda like Harley Davidson
What???


Thanks for playing, see you next week.

[go cytocis]

That would be Civil Engineering. Mechanical Engineers don't do site work.
No they don't, but Site Mechanical Engineers do. Would've thought an Engineer would know that...:p

[raven]

actually this the "totally useless ever wonder why thread", so would that make all your answers totally useless??.I repeat no sense of ha ha whats so ever lol

[go cytocis]

actually this the "totally useless ever wonder why thread", so would that make all your answers totally useless??.I repeat no sense of ha ha whats so ever lol
Q) How many Engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A) Just one, and there's nothing funny about it...

[konarider94]

What was the point of that jetlee? Let us all know how brilliant you are? Thanks for killing an entertaining thread. You do know itt tech doesnt count as an enginnering school right?

[snrusnak]

i found his responses quite humorous :)


That would be Civil Engineering. Mechanical Engineers don't do site work.

My thoughts exactly (I have a civil degree...)

I'm pretty sure you guys are joking, but in all seriousness mechanical is tough. Next to industrial engineering, civil is the laughing stock of the engineering trades, and it was very difficult for me. Mechanical, chemical, aerospace, etc are difficult.

[07Bolt]

Thanks for playing, see you next week

okay game on.

next are xtreme guinness revelations

the internet came 25 yrs ago. Wi-Fi soon after. Don't you think wireless telephone poles are due right about now? ;)

He's probably scanned this thread already. So, do you think its a good idea to propose fast & moderate work by illegal aliens, as a solution to slow, inherent traffic construction in major cities? I mean, come on, wetbacks from Mississippi are the answer to the countrys traffic problems? And then use the same user name id used on other frequented forums lol I laughed for 1/2 hour, mowed the lawn, built a bridge then called in sick to work haha

Why is it a 6pack cost twice as much as Gallon of gas?

you commute to work, but stop at a gas station. you could stop at work and commute to a gas station.

Is it illegal for a minor to become legally drunk?

I could probably hookup with tons of girls, if I had flashing lights, sirens and a jail-cell for a backseat lol

why go to a bar, just to have someone bring you a beer, empty your ashtray and listen to loud music? Oh, because blondes have more fun right lol

if pie = 3.14 then you wouldn't need to buy it by the slice

geometrically speaking, my angle is less than what I need to divide by each tangent resulting in a cataclysmic disaster

Is it me or are there a lot of animals that like to use the highways and roads to sleep on

Why don't they serve beer based on the mileage that you end up driving after you leave the bar?

the heart pumps 1000 gallons of blood a day. Shouldn't I be getting paid for that

[snrusnak]

Why don't they serve beer based on the mileage that you end up driving after you leave the bar?

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