But fat chicks gotta pay!!! HAHAHAHA What you dont get any alcohol on your "Vacation" Jake? HAHAHAHAAHA my wifes "Vacation" they got three drinks a day!!! Course hers was a vacation!!!
You guys ever hear that new rap song she's got the moves like Jagger? There was some old chick there last night that I swear looked exactly like Mic Jagger... it was really scary.
Went out with my buddy who's told me a million times he doesn't drink, that was a lot of fun. Coulda been more fun if I could get this damn ring off!
I once found a girl that looked like that tricked my freind into hooking up with it by betting him he couldn't get her . Well long story short he won bet it was a tranny and I knew the whole time! I'm a bad freind I guess but he'll never say he can hook up with any girl in a bar again.
I'll never ******* understand women. Mildly off subject. The reason I was out last night was because my ol lady told me not to bother coming over to her place. So... I didn't. and now I'm in trouble for it?!? **** that noise!