So here I sit on Staff Duty*. It's dark outside, the roads are deserted, my wife is asleep, and I can't ride because I have to sit at this desk and hold this chair down.
* Staff Duty is a 24hr detail where you sit at a desk and accomplish the same amount nothing no matter how many times you have it. It eats away at your soul, a little at a time. The sum of everything you accomplish on Staff Duty is always a negative value, it's a fact, a scientific freakin' fact. I wish I was on my bike, ripping through some fat curves, 50....60.....70. Oh yea, I need that right now.
FREAKIN STAFF DUTY I NEED
MY FIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!![mad]
* Staff Duty is a 24hr detail where you sit at a desk and accomplish the same amount nothing no matter how many times you have it. It eats away at your soul, a little at a time. The sum of everything you accomplish on Staff Duty is always a negative value, it's a fact, a scientific freakin' fact. I wish I was on my bike, ripping through some fat curves, 50....60.....70. Oh yea, I need that right now.
FREAKIN STAFF DUTY I NEED
MY FIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!![mad]