I hate people.....

[ReconLdr]

who have no sense of boundaries. If it doesn't belong to you, keep your pecker tongs off of it!!!!!!!

\\RANT\\

Now that I got that off my chest here's what happened....

Since the weather has been nice, I decided to ride my motorcycle to work today. A co-worker had the same idea so we decided to go for a ride and try a "new" (for us) place for lunch. Nice place, great food. When we came out, we noticed a group (5 dudes) around our bikes and 2 women SITTING ON OUR BIKES!!!! The guys were taking pictures of their wives/girl friends while sitting/posing on our bikes:

Me - Excuse me, what the fuck are you doing?

Dude1 - Nice bikes, which one is yours???

Me - [to the chick on my bike] Get the fuck off my bike... Didn't your parents teach you not to touch things that don't belong to you???

Buddy - If you want to take pictures of your women on bikes, get your own. Delete those pictures now or I'm calling the police...

Dude2 - Chill out man, we weren't hurting anything, dat one was broke [points to my buddies CBR] when we got here.

Buddy - [picks up busted turn signal] Bullshit, there was nothing wrong with these bikes when we parked them. I'm calling the cops.

Dude3 - Yo, put dat phone down or we gonna have a problem...

Dude4 - [to dude5]Let's get outa here, I can't be here if the cops come, I got warrants.....

Dudes 4 & 5 get into a pimped out Honda and drive off.

Dude2 - [to my buddy] Yo, I think he told you to put the phone away.

Me - WTF is wrong with you people???

Dude3 - You people??? WTF do you mean "You people"...

Dude2 - He means Black people nigga.

Dude1 - Yo, you gotta problem wit black people????

Me - Ummmm, no, do you see who I'm riding with???? [pointing to my very large black friend who was on the phone with the police] I have a problem with YOU and it has nothing to do with the color of your skin...

Dude2 - After I'm done wit you, I'm gonna take dat bike for a ride....

Me - [keeping a good grip on the chin bar of my helmet] I don't think so [thinking to myself, this isn't going to end well]

After a few tense moments (seemed like hours) we could hear the sirens, they (dudes 1-3) and the chicks got in their car and took off.

We gave our statement(s) to the police officers and headed back to work. (1/2 hour late from lunch) When we got a few blocks up the road, we saw 4 more cruisers around their car with the dudes/chicks proned out on the sidewalk....

Note: This story includes only my interaction(s), for what ever reason, the chics seemed to be arguing with my buddy while he was on the phone....

I'm glad I didn't have to smash anyone in the face with my helmet... but I have to admit, I'm a little disappointed too....

It really sucks working in NJ and not being able to carry.

 

[gtp3800]

It really sucks working in NJ and not being able to carry.

same feeling here in illinois.

sounds like you did the right thing.

 

[victormonopoly]

Good story. It's good that you didn't have to resort to violence, but I wouldn't blame you if it went there.

 

[snrusnak]

That sucks man. Glad it ended civil.

I would have gone and dropped my ass in the driver's seat of his civic and busted his turn signal, then handed my buddy the camera phone and told him to snap some shots

 

[chevnut55]

Same here in ma...we got massoles everywhere.
Is there a state with the least amount of a holes so I can move there.

 

[Buellstache]

WTF its 2012....When will the generic angry black guy cliche cease??? Only ignorant hilbillies and grandparents are still racist.... I dont care what the color of your skin is...... So long as you ride a buell[cool]

 

[wolfo68]

there are still assholes but in the midwest we seem to have a fewer number.

 

[gtp3800]

there are still assholes but in the midwest we seem to have a fewer number.

yea, head west i hear you can still talk to strangers out there.

 

[wolfo68]

I can't walk around downtown without some stranger talking to me as if we've known each other forever.

 

[snrusnak]

WTF its 2012....When will the generic angry black guy cliche cease??? Only ignorant hilbillies and grandparents are still racist.... I dont care what the color of your skin is...... So long as you ride a buell

This is off topic but yesterday I was working outside in the yard and the neighbor kids and their friends(some white, some spanish, some black) were playing basketball, all are around 16 years old or so, maybe a little older. Besides the swearing, they all were calling each other nigga about every 10th word. It was starting to get really annoying and I wanted so bad to shout out "hey niggas! what's up" to see their reaction....but my political correctness came over me.

To the OP's story, it's such a coward move to play the "what do you mean YOU people!?" game. He's talking about the asshole that was all over his bike, not the entire world population of black people. That doesn't even make any sense. It's just that that guy is an idiot and a coward, and obviously disrespectful.

 

[misternikko]

come to florida where you can pack heat all day long as blast fools for stepping on your lawn the wrong way lol.

 

[misternikko]

oh and stop leaving your bikes places you cant see them is probably a good idea. I never do.

you can also get a xena alarm so when fat bitches get on your bike you can at least hear it if you cant see it.

 

[ReconLdr]

come to florida where you can pack heat all day long as blast fools for stepping on your lawn the wrong way lol.

I live in Pa and carry everywhere (in Pa). I work in the PRNJ (Peoples Republic of New Jersey) where only cops and politically connected people can carry guns. It seems the law doesn't stop the bad guys from doing it....

 

[snrusnak]

make all 50 states open carry, then there will be no more problems...

Funny how the open carry states have lowest crime rates, and the states where it's near impossible to own a gun have the highest...

but what do I know...I'm no politician...

 

[Jesse T]

Cool Story Bro!

IkidIkid...

That is crazy man, I can't believe s/o would actually sit on a bike that isn't their's...I think I'd flip out for sure.

Glad it ended peacefully [up]

 

[Buellstache]

make all 50 states open carry, then there will be no more problems...

[up]

 

[c818919]

In Alaska robbery in any degree is cause for deadly force....and you dont need a concealed carry permit.

 

[Draxsonimy]

+1 misternikko one of the many reasons i love florida

 

[CrazyTexan]

I carry 24-7 and work with 4 other people that do as well. I feel very safe when I ride with them. and nobody has ever sat on my bike....that im aware of.

Mby I should tape a flat headed thumb tack to my seat when I leave it outside the grocery store. See if its gone when i come out.