Meat Head! on a fat bike

[Mark XB12r]

So I guess I P.O.'ed a cruzer guy on saturday. I was waiting patiently in this line of traffic. He was in the right lane doing the speed limit. Whatever; its his perogitive, not faulting him for that. Had his ole lady on the back, and they weren't wearing helmits.

I was in the left lane behind three or four cars, and the lead idiot was matching the pace of the Harly guy, like he was reliving his youth by watching him ride or something.

So I switch to the right lane with the intention to pass three cars and get back into the left after the cager comes out of his daze.

Well before this happens the Harley rider moves from center lane to right third real deliberately as if he realised that i was there and wanted to give me room to pass.

I guess that was my mistake because 5 miles later he caught up with me at a red light and was he ever mad!!! My guess is that if his ole lady wasnt on the back he may have started an actual fight.

I had my iPod blasting so I can only guess what he was saying; but this is what I got from it.

HEA *******! THAT IS ONE AWSOME BIKE AND MAN IS IT FAST! I WISH MY OLE LADY DIDDNT HAVE SUCH A BIG FAT ASS SO I COULD OWN ONE OF THOSE INSTEAD OF THIS HUNK O CRAP!
I just gave him a thumbs up when the light turned green and rode off...

I know I was in the wrong 100% and I should be 100% sure next time, just thought I would share my story with some of you all and toss a humorous spin on it

 

[anrkizm95]

lol [up]im sure it gets old riding a fat bike with a fat wife.he was probably pissed with some of the choices hes made and you just rubbed it in his face.

 

[BitchinXb]

Did he have a American Flag bandana and a bitchin Harley Davidson Chain wallet made of Hungarian whale dick skin?

 

[Mark XB12r]

A part of me wish I had heard what he said and had a discussion with him, I know I was in the wrong, and I probly scared him, but Ive been riding a lonnnnng time, and have been in this situation many times and the other rider honestly moved over for me, as I had for others, I did think this was what was going on here, Oh well my alternate reality will have to do for now

 

[Mark XB12r]

Did he have a American Flag bandana and a bitchin Harley Davidson Chain wallet made of Hungarian whale dick skin?

Depends... was that you[confused]

 

[Mark XB12r]

Hahahaha! yes He had the whole RUB get-up!

 

[blacksmith]

What's up with the HD hate in here? [down]

 

[Mark XB12r]

I think its how it dumped Buell like a hot rock and didnt have any faith in Eric. Have you ever heard the real story.... Not to mention the soulless corpritism it has become.

Not to mention.... feel free to add more

 

[blacksmith]

Yeah the company may have done some ****** stuff but that doesn't make ridiculing all Harley guys and their "fat" wives a cool thing to do. Just my 2c.

 

[Mark XB12r]

Well Im sure you make fun of some stuff that I can pick apart... those that live in glass houses....

And im not making fun of ALL harly riders, but Rub's are Rub's no two ways about it. If on the weekend you pose by wearing a flag bandanna and switch to the wallet on a chain cause you think it looks the part, then im sorry i offended you, but it is what it is brotha... if its you then own it!

 

[Loki]

That would piss me off too to be honest. Kinda disrespectful. When ever i see a rider behind me I ALWAYS move to the left side of the lane just like if you were to be in a group. So i would be pissed if you decided to be a dick and pass me when i try to be courteous to a fellow rider.

I wouldnt go yelling at you for it, but i certainly wouldnt respect you one bit afterwards. If i wanted you to pass i would wave you on.

 

[Mark XB12r]

Ya like I said, i was at fault... but he moved to the right third, not left as in now we ride as a group. And like i said, this is what i would do if i was giving way for a pass, and i like to think that you treat as you would like to be treated. Remember your training, left third establishes lane ownership.

P.S yes I do also come across as a dick sometimes, I aknoledge this

 

[Loki]

I agree about the left lane but ive noticed ALOT of harleys love to move to the right lane.

I think its cause they know their place, IN THE BITCH SPOT!

 

[konarider94]

if i move over for another bike i make sure to give them a litte wave forward with my left hand. that doesnt happen often though. only times were riding with my friend that is pretty new so i was riding at his pace as best i could.

edit even riding with friends i move over and give them a wave to take the lead if im up front.

 

[Mark XB12r]

ok, update... Well the guy was on a Honda VTX, I know this cause my buddy was behind us in his cage, and he saw the whole thing. He is also a long time motorcycle rider. When I saw him at work today, I said did you see that meathead? He said that guy that moved over for you...