Urban Dictionary defines Squids & Cagers

theMelvster6 · Nov 5, 2013

I thought this was funny so I wanted to share the Urban Dictionary definition of Squid and Cager. I know we toss these terms around, but I'm sure some of us out there really don't know what they mean. I thought the definitions were pretty funny!!

anrkizm95 · Nov 5, 2013

2. squid

An extremely rare animal with a short lifespan. Usually a new sport bike enthusiast with the reasoning of a lunatic, whom you might see thrashing on an R1 wearing sandals, shorts, and a tee.
When found lying motionless on the pavement, this creature transforms itself into a stream of blood, exposed flesh, and broken limbs. Hence the squid moniker.

lol

Cooter · Nov 5, 2013

4. cager
Someone who masturbates thinking or looking at nicholas cage photos, while listening to the soundtrack of any of his films circa 1990's.
Bro.. Tonys a total cager, i heard him beating it to "Wild at heart" the other day.

Bwahahahaha!!!! Who knew[confused]

08herobolt · Nov 5, 2013

Awesome. Cager definitely needs to be sent to theChive.

theMelvster6 · Nov 5, 2013

DOUCHE BAG! LMAO!!

go cytocis · Nov 5, 2013

A squid can easily be identified by taking the combined surface areas of chicken strips and exposed skin, multiplying by the bike's displacement, and then dividing by the number of years riding experience. The higher the resultant, the more likely you're dealing with a squid...

theMelvster6 · Nov 6, 2013

btw...in the video, he called a douche bag because the rider with the camera tried to wave at the "squid" and he didn't wave back then just zoomed off. I think that adds to his Douchey Squidness...LOL

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