You could alternatively start a thread describing the symptoms, theres a bunch of very knowledgable and helpful people here to help you fix it right and on the cheap, but only if you are willing to put the time in. Or take it to a professional? The Diagnosis ($80-100) maybe worth it weight in re-sale...
Otherwise, I'll meet you in Birmingham, talk you down to $1000, then get it running, maintenance it, and safety check it all in a day. Then flip it on CL:angel:
I understand being 'over it' too. Especially during the stress of buying a house! Good luck buddy, This is a great forum for help.