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Midnight82

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So, I show up to work on this glorious Prankster's Holiday, and this is what I walk into.

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My entire desk, everything on it, including pens, post-it notes, EVERYTHING was covered in aluminum foil.

I can't wait to retaliate, once I found out who the scoundral is
 
I'm a consultant, I don't have raise/promotion rights, but I can rain down some Re-Org on this person.

"Yea, Um, I'm gonna have to have you move downstairs, Thanks"
 
I think if you would move the desk back we could get more boxes in there.

@least it wasn't full of Packing Peanuts.
I always stock up in March just in case.
Later,
Dale,
Postal Plus, LLC
Shipping & Supplies
 
So, I come back from lunch and someone moved my bike. I know it is my boss, so I move my bike back, go into his truck (he told me earlier he doesn't lock it) and mess with the seat, mirrors, parking break and fan.

Then I go back outside to put some steel balls in the bed of his truck (so they roll around and make all kinds of racket) and my bike is moved again - but now further away and hidden behind some cars.

I would have been pissed at anyone else moving my bike -he rides an 1125R - so he's not all bad.
 
Last year a coworker moved my bike (Electra Glide). So when I got to where they moved it, I carefully layed it on it's side, then went in and caused a HUGE scene. when the person who moved it fessed up, I told them I want them to pay for damages. When he found out how much I wanted he called his wife and told her what he did. She yelled at him.

When he hung up, I told him I got him back. To this day he wont even walk near my bike.

I'm awesome.
 
Midnight thats terrible and funny... poor man prolly pissed himself after his wife tore into him but guess it serves him right
 
thats some funny ****. today we taped down the squirter on the sink in the shop and happend to get the general manager soaked lol. didnt intend on getting him but it was well worth him flippin out lol. he gets so worked up over nothing its funny. and i put zipties all over the painter's driveshaft on his truck, put a soiled maxi pad (ketchup) on the back of the detail kids soda, and i have a few more im waiting to play out.
 
Take a screen print of someones screen. Make it their background. Then create a folder. Take all their desktop icons and put them in that folder. minimize the task-bar and enjoy watching them click away at icons that are really just a background.
 
there are alot of tricks you can play on someone, but i have seen fights start over someone moving someone elses bike. midnight, you ARE awesome.
 
All I did for April fools day was took a vacation day to ride, oh and when BuellChick and I were at the store getting some groceries I told her I would pay until we got to the register and reminded her that she drove and my money clip was on the counter.................:p

It was her turn to pay anyway[smirk]
 
I'm a Jeep guy as well. A few years ago we have a guy at work that tends to prank all the time and he bought a Jeep to drive in the winter. When April fools day came around a lot of people came up to me to see if I would do something that wouldn't hurt his Jeep, but to prank him. Seeing that Jeep Wrangler to not have a lock on the hood, I knew what to do. I go out during lunch with some wire and two clip wire splicers. I splice the wire from the left turn signal light to the horn. When he left and went home, every time he put his left turn signal on, his horn would sound with the blinking of the light. Now he only pranks the new guys every once in a while.
 
Nice one YJ. One coworker and I are always putting stuff in each others toolboxes, greasing handles, sweatbands etc. Harmless stuff for ***** and giggles. Today, my lunch was full of assorted ball bearings. To get him back, I took an air horn and rigged it onto the back of his toolbox lid. I sent him to get some feeler gauges and when he opened his toolbox, he almost pissed himself. Good times..:D
 
The absolute best one I've ever heard: An old friend was an apprentice at a K-Mart auto and his boss was a bit of a ******* and constantly rode his ass about keeping the restrooms clean.His boss had a routine in the morning of checking the schedule,pounding down a cup of coffee, then grab the newspaper and head to the *******.
Tom came in early and scrubbed the bathroom, but before he walked out he mixed up some peanutbutter and hersheys chocolate syrup and smeared it on the seat.His boss came in, pounded down his coffee, grabbed the paper and headed to the restroom. Within a minute his boss was screaming at the top of his lungs for Tom to get his butt in there. Tom walked in and asked what the problem was. His boss opened the stall door and showed him. Tom casualy walked in the stall, stuck his finger in it and then tasted it. He looked at his boss and said " It's not mine."
His boss then proceeded to blow chunks all over and Tom was laughing the hole time he was mopping up the puke!
 

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