Balls hanging from XB license plate.

[jmcrutch]

About how big of a horsepower gain can I expect from putting a nutsack on my bike? Does anyone have dyno results? Do they serve some sort of aerodynamic purpose as well?

 

[theoctopus]

Who f'd with the kool-aid?

All I did was drop a vial in there. I swear. Just enough to get a buzz going.

Do they serve some sort of aerodynamic purpose as well?

If you get heavy enough ones it'll help you rock out on some wheelies. Big enough and they'll serve as a wheelie bar when you go ass over end.

 

[Bolt]

For the ladies

 

[Johnny2Bikes]

"About how big of a horsepower gain can I expect from putting a nutsack on my bike? Does anyone have dyno results? Do they serve some sort of aerodynamic purpose as well?"


No help with any of those, I'm afraid. The greatest joy would be showing your friends how you drug the underside of them on the back wheel. I wonder if they make any with titanium bits. Sparky Sack!

 

[Johnny2Bikes]

screamineagle:

I was going to offer to send you a plaster cast of mine so you could make some, but my wife said they'd only look right on a Blast. [mad]

 

[firebolt020283]

I ride women not dudes so why would I want to ride something with nuts?

 

[Jabaniz]

I ride women not dudes so why would I want to ride something with nuts?

Agreed

 

[fwkapaun]

Upthemaiden, my wife agrees with you wholeheartedly, and sends you two big[up][up].

 

[OLDnINTHEWAY]

I'm still trying to figure out what kinda response someone EXPECTS when they throw out a question about hanging prosthetic testicles from the back of a perfectly good motorcycle[confused]

Old

 

[OLDnINTHEWAY]

Now THAT makes sense[up]

Old

 

[triple7]

This thread is to flippin funny hahahahah

 

[konarider94]

what about the guys who buy blue ones? sometimes i get a kick out of those ones. i imagine the conversation to go like this wife-"why do you have those blue balls on your truck" husband-"if you get rid of mine ill take em off the truck too"

 

[Black Knight]

I agree with triple7, in the 6 months I've been reading this forum I haven't observed anything even remotely close to this type of banter.

As much as I enjoy the occasional conversation on fruit salad and rat brains, I'd much rather spend my time looking at God's finely crafted handiwork found in other places on this forum.

For all of those still reeling from the "tripod" comment - take a look at Nancy's recent pics on Buell Porn. They will put you at ease and have you cooing like a baby.

 

[screamineagle]

No help with any of those, I'm afraid. The greatest joy would be showing your friends how you drug the underside of them on the back wheel. I wonder if they make any with titanium bits. Sparky Sack!

Then the new phrase to describe popping wheelies would be "T BAGGING PAVEMENT"