Deal Alert!

[GregoXB]

Harley CVO Pro Street Breakout! Only $25,699! This is a steal!

 

[buell248]

Hmmmm, I could buy 5 or 6 XBs for that price.

 

[user_deleted]

for that kind of money i'm wondering if it comes with "True-Coat"?

 

[GregoXB]

Yea it has some cutting edge handling features like: never before seen "dual disk front brakes", "drag bar", "forward foot controls", and "high performance clutch." It has pioneering technology like: "keyless ignition", "ergonomic hand controls" and "ABS." A ground breaking "air cooled engine" with "smoke satin chrome finish." Never before seen authentic styling like: "a fat rear tire", "speed screen", "chin spoiler", "aggressive stance", and "premium paint." It "screams American muscle."

This is truly a milestone in the motorcycle industry.

 

[Chicknstripn]

I'm glad this thread is exactly what I was thinking when I read the first post.
Question is.....
....does it come with a matching watch?

 

[GregoXB]

No it comes with a matching hour glass, to stay true to the original roots, tradition and heritage of timekeeping.

 

[nicholas900]

Lol. Does it come with a "riding angle" gauge? You know, so you don't lean it over to far and grind your frame?

 

[Gloomshadow]

does it come with a urinal so I can ride, drink beer and piss all at the same time?