Give away no# 1....Take my wife..please

[Buellysses]

How'd ya like to have this crushing your rear shock?

I feel more sorry for that piece of fabric (the one that I'm pretty sure was supposed to be a swim suit bottom)

 

[bardo688]

Pics and info please. Would be willing to pay shipping or pick up. Looking for a good xmas present to treat myself to haha

 

[bttrfngrz]

this is some of the best dark humor i've ever heard.

 

[bardo688]

man if any of the girls get on here we all could be in deep ****
oh well will someone start the bidding or do we make offers[confused]

 

[rndrkeagle]

My wife gets on here (no that's not her in the pic I posted above), I won't have to worry about being in deep ****, she'll just kill me... and then post my obit as a new thread on this forum

 

[bardo688]

glad iam only 17 and single then

 

[fahren]

Passing this one on:

Guts vs Balls

This is a medical distinction.

We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate further confusion, the following definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'



I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
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[racepro716]

Just to be clear, I'm married for just over 25 years and it looks like I,m gonna keep her forever. Please don't let that stop everyone from having fun with this though. Wayne

 

[bardo688]

Danget racepro...Anyone else looking to sell then[confused]

 

[Stevenc150]

glad iam only 17 and single then

Enjoy your single-ness while it lasts Bardo.

 

[dave_xb12r]

Oh no, if bardo is 17, we're going to have to lock him out of the **** thread

 

[Stevenc150]

...or get a signed Parent's permissions slip. jk Bardo.

 

[Bolt]

A 17 yr old on a Buell, what's the world coming to?LOL !

 

[onelogue]

A 17 yr old on a Buell, what's the world coming to?LOL !

Just so you know.... the big reason why asian bikes do so good in sales is because they have the young crowds attention. If Buell tried to reach out to guys my age I think HD would have held Eric's hand longer.

I am 21, my brother 19 and every time we go to a Buell rally, we are by far the youngest guys there. Kinda sucks honestly.

 

[Bolt]

I was being a little sarcastic
I was 16 on an fz600 in 88' if I could have,I woulda been ALL over the Buells,but that was a long time ago in a galaxy far,far away[smirk]

 

[onelogue]

Exactly!
Now back to this wife for sale....

Pictures? mileage? lol

 

[mcdonald1983]

Has she had a recent fluid change? When I pull my dip stick out of the engine and trany can I expect to be happy with what I see?

 

[mcdonald1983]

Do you need choke her to get her started?

 

[mcdonald1983]

Is she happy with quick 1/4 mile times because before she knows it ill be done

 

[dave_xb12r]

Is she happy with quick 1/4 mile times because before she knows it ill be done

Awwwwwwww