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Noone1569's Craigslist Idiots of the Week

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noone1569

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So, I look for buells on craigslist, I look at lot. Occasionally, I stumble upon something that makes me LOL.

I'm going to post those here; along with any interesting exchanges I have with the person at hand.
 
For the Idiot of the Week this week: I added the emphasis in bold.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mcy/5480327666.html

Up for sale in time for riding season, ready to go. This is my personal 2009 red black buell 1125 cr. I am the second owner. I have the title in hand clean and clear, this bike is in like new condition it is flawless, these are now very rare to find, especially in my configuration, it has all the race spec pegs and handlebars, equiptment, etc. charging voltage is strong constant 13.8-14.3V. has 3500 miles, running better than new, bike is adult owned and ridden, never abused. all service followed as suggested by ebr for setup, v twin amsoil synthetic with k&n filters only every season. all fluids clean. THIS BUELL IS MAKING 190 HP AND 110 FTLBTQ it is not for the lighthearted, experienced riders only! no tire kickers no low ballers, I have to be included with it a pitbull 1125 rear stand, I have all factory parts, factory tool kit, both keys, and I have full leather riding armor if your interested mens xl for an additional 500$ excellent condition(alpine stars, dainese, sedici, bilt, sevenzeroseven) white and black. you will not find a more perfect, more desirable, optioned out 1125cr, these are now super rare in the condition mine is with everything mine has on it, and the value is going up every year, for examples of this bike in the condition that mine is. CASH ONLY. I'm not in a hurry to sell it. my reason for sale is my kids are growing up now, I have another one on the way, and with the prospect of running my business 60-70 hours a week I simply do not have the time to give this beautiful rare bike the attention it deserves anymore, it is stored and covered in a heated garage year round. it is at my shop see address, stop by any time during business hours, call text or email. www.tirebossinc.com for my shops information where the bike is I'm always here my name is max. 8four7nine7seven3four6zero

list of upgrades:

EBR Stator and rotor kit, Harley recall harness bypass
EBR Engine end caps
EBR Race fuel cap
EBR Intake valve solenoid limit delete
EBR Intake
BARKER exhaust
EBR ECM set for barker exhaust, ebr intake limit delete and filter, 93 octane custom for setup
EBR Front and rear brake pads
SHORAII battery
REAR PEGS delete
XBLIGHTS rear tail clear full led with integrated turn signals led
EBR FENDER DELETE
LED PLATE LAMPS integrated into top plate bolts
5 POST RED led parking/running lamp bulb
6K DDM HID HIGH/LOW MOTORCYLE kit
MOTO SCIENCE FAR LED mirrors/turn signals
PROGRIP tank pad

There has been no expense spared on this motorcycle.

tags Suzuki ducati gsxr r6 r1 Yamaha agusta Kawasaki ninja Harley Honda Buell 1000 600 yzf sport bike street bike crotch rocketchopper, harley, motorcycle, bike, crotch rocket, ninja, honda, yamaha, kawasaki, suzuki, davidson, big dog, victory, 1000, 1200, 883, zx10r, r1, r6, 636, f4, f3, 675r, triumph, aprilia, mv agusta, bmw, s1000rr, zx14r, busa, gsxr, yzf,

sale only no trades cash only thank you.


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So I corresponded with him a bit to get the scoop, still on-going

http://imgur.com/a/RavoI
 
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i believe the author of that ad is the same guy who penned my "Daytona Beach-Front Residential Building Lots-$5999" listing on backpage.com.....escorts/trans-sexuals section.
 
Not quite as bad as the original but here's a "factory governed to 186mph" 1190SX that will do 200mph with a map.

http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/mcy/5491087787.html

"This EBR is the SX or naked version. It is in mint just broken in condition. I'M the original owner and bought this bike brand new last year for $14,000.00. It is adult owned, stored covered inside garage at all times and under 2000 easy miles! It has NEVER been abused or raced. Only 390 lbs with over 100 ft lbs of torque and 185 HP = a lightweight rocket. This bike is completely stock and has a excellent adjustable traction control. It does come with a uninstalled brand new license plate/rear light relocation kit, a couple of oil filters and the factory owners manual on CD . With a nice exhaust and a new computer map this will top 200 mph with ease (factory governed @ 186 like all fast bikes sold in the USA). TEXT me with any questions. Delivery possible after full payment. NO tire kickers or test rides. If you are reading this ad it is still available."
 
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