Oversized Package

[driftingswiftly]

I have a larger then average package and long rides make my pee pee hurt. Does anyone else have this problem and how can I fix this?

 

[Buell_Cru]

Don't tuck your junk into the "Man-gina" position.

 

[Buellysses]

I just tuck mine into the top of my sock. Keeps it warm and abrasion free.

Ok, back to reality...

Take a look at the HD dealer, they have this stuff called "anti-monkey butt powder." It works pretty good at preventing rubs/rashes/sores. Baby powder or "Gold Bond" powder would probably help as well, but I haven't personally tried them.

 

[teh Nub]

Take a look at the HD dealer, they have this stuff called "anti-monkey butt powder." It works pretty good at preventing rubs/rashes/sores. Baby powder or "Gold Bond" powder would probably help as well, but I haven't personally tried them.

I used to wear baseball sliding shorts under my pants when I rode moto-x to fight against getting monkey butt...

 

[MONSTER]

buy a cruiser

 

[Trill]

have a sex change [cool] LOL

 

[XBen12]

I swing mine over my shoulder, just watch out for helmet contact in the twisties

 

[GatorBuell]

Cut out your airbox cover in that area, then put some mesh screen behind it to prevent things getting pulled into your intake, or not and just enjoy it but it my cause your bike to run poorly.

 

[dave_xb12r]

If your $hit sits under you, you might need so relocation surgery cuz thats where your butthole should be. Regular junk sits in front man unless you're tuckin. Maybe you're riding in the superman position?

 

[SeattleBuellMan]

icon makes some great gel riding shorts. padded in all the right spots. did a 1400 mile ride with my buddies this last summer...all in just three days. bought those shorts and not only did my very large package stay comfy...but my back and neck weren't that stiff either. or....just put some 115 lb hotty on back and let her play pocket pool on those long rides....that should do it. just try and keep your mind on the road...be safe. ride hard...lol no pun intended

 

[xtremelow]

harsh, funny as hell but harsh. Iguess he had it coming though.

 

[xb12rnoob]

Cut a hole in your seat. Being of Asian descent, i used a toothpick to make the hole in my seat.

 

[dave_xb12r]

Cut a hole in your seat. Being of Asian descent, i used a toothpick to make the hole in my seat.

aw, the ol' hole in your seat trick. Something to do while you ride!

 

[zoedogg1]

Gel shorts...sounds comfy. My junk gets smashed in like a giant belly button ..[confused]..lol...

 

[ridendude]

Cut a hole in your seat. Being of Asian descent, i used a toothpick to make the hole in my seat.

Just watch out for when the fan cuts in

 

[onelogue]

lmao this is the funniest thread I have ever heard!!! Gotta love Bueller's!

 

[ROJO]

Forget all the complicated mods..just let him hang out on the tank. On cold days you can swing a bit to the right and get needed heat from headers.

 

[driftingswiftly]

I think the problem is them getting squished when leaning forward. There is no room for letting them hang out.

 

[myronman3]

ha ha ha ha! i dont know what is funnier, the question or the responses.
the thing to do is be happy you aint got a tiny dick.

 

[onelogue]

Hey Octopus!

I thought this thread would help you out since the Tail Lift mod is intimidating your balls. lol