SCREW you...

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and lastly, i leave you with the Luddites guide to the German Torque sequence.

my dearly recently departed dad was an old German guy. you could not help but love the guy. a real WW2 hero to boot. his advice on tightening anything? "just crank 'er down till she won't go anymore." that applied to everything from cox gasoline airplane glowplugs to 426 Hemi cylinder head bolts.

 

[Enemy Zero]

First time going into the Uly Forum. This thread name had me cracking up. First thing I thought of.
http://youtu.be/ORW1kuxx2xY?t=12s