ASPHALT ATGATT

[Xrayron]

People who know me personally... know I say "ASPHALT" Approved Shoes Pants Helmet Armor Leaves Tissue

I also thought

Approved
Shoes
Pants
Helmet
Armor
Lookout Lessens
Trauma Tears Thriller

I came up with that playing with a acronyms generator laid up from a crash which was 100% fueled by pure concentrated 22 year old killer bike squid sperm... or as I like to call the squids now "Road Strawberries" cause they end up looking like a damn crate of strawberries fell off a truck at 70MPH and skidded down the road painting a Picasso of horror.

Ah the summer of 2002...CBR 600+Chicago+Squidtaffic skills=Hospital bill

Now your all supposed to clap and give me some rep... please? lol

Oh yeah lets see some picture proof of "ASPHALT" or "ATGATT" and I don't wanna hear any of that but its hot... or I sweat more than most lol. I'm in Central Florida... We wear shorts/flipflops X-mas Day!!

I will admit when I'm going less than 1 mile... I do some JAGER lol

Jeans
Armor
Gloves
Eyes
Reason (As in... I'm going down the street to 7/11)

Sit in a damn bed or lazy boy for a few weeks and you will also come up with some neato acronyms lol.
Then every once in a while... I throw caution to the wind and roll out NOPUSSY

No
Obvious
Protection
Used
So
Sterilize
Yourself

^^^ That ones for... The Ladies lol... So they don't get prego from some killer bike squid sperm.

I do have a matching helmet...get your mind out of the gutter and way better Sedici Ultimo gloves I wear on longer rides. That one is my carbon fiber flip up with Cardo radio my other is Full shield with cardo radio Red,White, Grey graphics.

 

[Xrayron]

Imageshack is now showing as having a bad security certificate. So I'm gonna use a different site.

 

[wolfo68]

gear


not as much gear...



yep...

Don't forget the gloves if you work with your hands! I do microdissections on a daily basis and this set my research behind a fair amount.

Glad I had this on.

healing

I also have a zombie hand picture from when my hand was healing, can't find it though.

 

[Theycallmecrash]

2 summers ago right after getting my Buell, hot summer day got off early, showing off with a friend. I thought about leaving me gear in his car cause it was a good 98 deg out. I sucked it up, and glad i did i ended up looping a wheelie down the highway at about 60mph. The gear saved me from some serious rash, spained knee ankle and some really bruised elbows.
2 lessons learned: Gear up no matter what, and the streets are not the place for stunts and tricks like that.
After the wreck and extensive repairs, i also learned a lot about the mechanics of my Buell abd brough us very close. Glad i was still alive, not in a hospital, not crippled or i never would have been able to resurrect my firebolt. protection is worth it

 

[Negative]

Old one on my 954

Me with my one of a kind exoskeleton upper at the dragon...

On the xb right after I got it road worthy...

Aaaaand now for some skin... Or lack thereof...

Tied into it with an 18 wheeler... He won... Obviously

Another view

Then first set of grafts died from MRSA...

Mmm fresh hamburger lol

Now for the "wheelie incident".. Had my foot slip off the back brake on a wheelie and endo'd...

More to come in a min...

 

[Negative]

Guess where this lil shit was buried...

Freshly stitched up...

New grafts with a LOT of damn staples... (I hate staples)...

Got screwed on this one...

 

[Xrayron]

Holy crap this should be a sticky! I feel all you guys pain!!

Wolf that's a sweet onepiece who makes that one? That helmet saved your face! I ditched all my torn up gear after I gave up riding for few years.

Negative that's a sick Icon jacket which model is that? Does it have pant attachment zippers?

Crash good call on being sweaty... man the other day it was 92 here in FL and realfeel said 102. We got caught in some light traffic 5mph... Got home peeled my leathers off...I looked like I fell asleep in the bath tub lol.

I'm going to sport my milspec hydration pack next time it's 90+

Oh yeah and of course to cover your ass because everytime somebody see's a bike down they say "Musta been going to fast!" I heard that shit all over the neighborhood in Chicago... I'm like "Bitch I was at Zero MPH at a red light with witnesses"




Firebolt and GoPro

 

[Negative]

Let me be the first to say... I really and honestly don't care what anyone says about icon gear... It does its damn job and it does it very well...

The first jacket is an icon timax... It saved me from A LOT more skin loss in that 18 wheeler wreck... As did the icon gloves I was wearing...

The second one is an icon Daytona retro... And my icon timax gloves...

The timax jacket can connect to jeans with three straps around the waist band... They snap right into the belt loops...

The Daytona doesn't have any way to attach to pants...

Also that's a pretty cool gopro setup you've got going on there... And have a set of scala riders too, they're really useful... the first part of that movie made me lawl...

It's like :

*cranks bike*
*leans in close to phone*
*world's sloooowwwwwest phone touch*
Aaaaand we're off...

 

[nrankin]

all i have to say ouch.. damn.. brings back memories when I high sided 5 years ago.. NO BUENO!

 

[Negative]

I literally cringed when I read that... I've never high sided sir.... So my hat is off to you... That's on my top 5 list of worst fears on a bike...

 

[wolfo68]

That suit is a BILT one-piece, for the money I'm incredibly happy with it.

 

[nrankin]

@ Negative... dude probably in my top 5 scariest moments

 

[Negative]

I absolutely believe it!...

 

[Xrayron]

I like Icon gear... it just gets so associated with stunting. I actually like the Bilt brand even through brand new I broke a zipper tab on my pocket. I don't use them I was just zipping it closed. Now I just make sure to be gentle with zippers and pull tabs up or down totally and not just grab them and put force on tab while it remains pointed forward.

I leaned in trying to see if camera could be seen on screen lol...I know that touch was friggin slow motion through cold syrup lol... but for some reason I had to press very very light to get those Sedici gauntlets to actually detect my finger. My non leather gloves don't detect at all.

I think it's a mix between my phone being in a otterbox case with plastic shield and those sedici gloves being so new.

 

[agfish18]

Always wear everything... my first wreck ever I was wearing shorts, tshirt, flippy floppies and a helmet... had lots of pretty scrapes... now I make sure I wear everything.

 

[neilparmar]

i think I need to throw up! Glad you ok!

 

[RuiP]

Definitely wrecked with the whole t shirt and shorts deal. Painful.

 

[BuellyBagger]

Ill be buying a set of good gloves now after my little spill