cant seem to find a write up

[BuckDWildass]

my bike got backed into by a neighbor in my apartment complex while i was checking the mail. just got home from work, parked in my usual spot, hit up the mailboxes...while i was gone this chick w an abusive bf had some drama go down, she got in her car and tried to get away but was distressed and just floored it in reverse bc he was chasing her out the door...but shes hot & the cops blamed him for starting the domestic situation so its all good just a long drawn out process. sux my ride had to get caught it the crossfire of it all busted the carbon undertail, tailight, both rear blinkers, knocked it over & dented the header, bent the right handle bar, scuffed my bar ends, frame pucks, and slightly bent the break pedal...now how it is that they deemed THAT vandalism is beyond me, but im covered and apparently its automatically a "not at fualt" claim so they should pay out rather well

 

[BuckDWildass]

i have a question about the lambs tail: never seen one so as a novice in that department i may have to shear the lamb, will the amount of time to shave a sheeps hindparts be omitted? if not im screwed...

 

[Theycallmecrash]

will the amount of time to shave a sheeps hindparts be omitted?

Depends? Are you going to **** the sheep too? But wait how does minimum wage pay for for a sheep hooker?

 

[BuckDWildass]

my uncle has a farm, i can get them for free as long as i have them back before the sun comes uplol

 

[P3_techman]

This thread has zero value.

Though it is a fair example of how not to go about gathering information from this forum. That and how not to spell or form complete sentences/thoughts.

Those sheep probably know all about him and his frivolous ways already, they must run away at the sight of him.
"Blaa-a-a-aah, not today, not ever, don't care how many crumpled up dollar bills you feed me! I'm keeping it Bovine from here on out!"

That's what the sheep says.

Ha.

 

[Beau]

I guess I didn't think of all the difficulties people may have based on their location. And I wouldn't recommend the shaving of any sheep, unless one was in need of a new sweater. I also don't have a lot of experience with sheep, and certainly no carnal knowledge.... [confused] I was mostly just using an expression, trying to relate a short period of time. You guys really took off with that one though! I got a laugh so F it I guess.

 

[BuckDWildass]

boy! that escalated quickly...yea i think a joke got thrown into the mix and we all just went haywire with it...apologies on all fronts