Harley Joke, had to share.

[onelogue]

I stole this from my Facebook friend (Blake) and forum member RacerXRex. Hoping it brings a laugh to others.

Three Bikers, a Honda Rider, a BMW Rider and a Harley Rider were sitting in a sauna after working out in the gym. Suddenly, there was a repeating beeping sound. The Honda Rider pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.

“That was my pager,” he said, “I have a micro chip under the skin of my arm.”

A few minutes later a phone rang. The BMW Rider lifted his palm to his ear and began talking. The others looked on in confusion. When The BMW Rider finished talking, he explained, “That was my cell phone. I have a micro chip in my hand.”

The Harley Rider felt decidedly low-tech. Not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. So, he stepped out of the sauna and went into the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.

The Harley Rider finally declared… “Well, will you look at that, I’m getting a fax!”

 

[iman501]

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hahaha i LOL'ed

 

[Theycallmecrash]

I snorted... Hahahaha... Twice....hahahaha

 

[ANIMOSITY]

Im sitting here at work and started blowing coke out of my nose. Good one.

 

[dannenvance]

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[Zeroflat24]

Lol [up]

 

[fakameanrepresent]

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[BuddhaBuell]

LOL

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[Big twin]

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[kman2061]

Im sitting here at work and started blowing coke out of my nose. Good one.

You were doing coke at work? I gotta get a job with you!

 

[ANIMOSITY]

Im sitting here at work and started blowing coke out of my nose. Good one.

Nice one!![up]

 

[BuellyBagger]

Awesome[up]

 

[netty2424]

Animosity at work.........