How do you tell people to get off your bike?

[Raymend]

I've recently heard someone say that someone was on my bike. I wasn't there but then again I don't know what I would have said or if I could have muster up the courage to tell a group of people to back off?

Should I be kindly or act tough?

And how do you do it? (maybe I can learn something)

 

[818Guy]

Huh? Some a-hole just sat on your bike?

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[mrlogix]

I'm an old Jarhead so I just ask them why are they finger f*cking my bike

 

[Matteson]

I freak out. But that's just what I gotta do to make the point that they are not welcome.

 

[Loki]

I have an alarm so most people can see the blinking light and know it might not be smart to sit on my bike. I have never had a stranger sit on my bike but if I have an acquaintance sit on my bike....

I tell them, stuff ranging from- "Get off right now before I drag you off." to "Have you gone crazy, would you want me to be all up on your girl?" and "Touch it, you wont touch anything else."

Fuck being nice, if some "bro" came up to your girl and started touching and feeling up on her are you going to be like "excuse me sir, that is my female companion and I would love it if you did not touch her cause it makes me feel uncomfortable."

 

[Outlaw46]

It's not being rude or acting tough......it is a matter of who is paying the bill........

 

[Raymend]

This gives me some ideas. Thanks guys.

 

[hntnfsh]

How about, "Get the fuck off my bike."

 

[Raymend]

What kind of alarm do you have Loki?

 

[heagachongoose]

I consider myself a gentleman. But it depends. If it is a female, I ask myself, is she attractive? If yes I quickly walk over to her and urgently inform her that I am a professional photographer and I need to have her take pictures with the bike. But unfortunately I have forgot my camera at home and that we need to go get it immediately

That's never worked though lol

If it's some guy that's not causing the bike any immediate or potential harm then I will calmly, but quickly, walk over and politely ask him to get off it the bike. If he doesn't get off he will be eating through a straw for the next month of his life.

I have never had any problems though. I recommend security system. Or get one of those cheap motion detector toys and put it under the seat when you park lol

 

[crxtasy169]

My XD45 usually does the trick since I open carry here!

 

[joebuell06]

I've never had a stranger, who was bold enough, sit on my bike. I've dealt with a coworker doing it though. I don't consider us friends and I definitely wouldn't allow him to sit on my bike. That being said, I found out he was sitting on my bike after I got a photo from another coworker of him bouncing around pulling the throttle and toggling the switches. I wasn't kind about it at all. I told him that before he even touches my bike again, he better think about how much he likes his fingers.

I don't condone it, not do I participate in saddling other peoples' bikes. It's not yours, don't touch it. It's that simple. If you admire it, just admire it with eyes, not with oily, sticky, and clumsy hands. That's only my opinion though, so hands off!

 

[303xb]

How about, "Get the fuck off my bike.

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[JohnnyD]

Haven't had this problem with my bike yet, but I had a VF1000R back in the day. Came out of a store and saw a guy setting on it talking to some girls. I came up to them and told him 'nice bike' and asked him some questions about it.

Let him answer and asked how it sounded with the exhaust that was on it and if he could start it up... Said it sounds great, but didn't want to start it. I told him, that's OK - took out my key and started it. The look on his face was priceless, and the laughter from the girls was the icing on the cake.

Told him if I ever caught him on my bike again, it would be the last time he would be able to walk again. Got on the bike and left...

 

[Loki]

What kind of alarm do you have Loki?

cyclone 866f

 

[TPEHAK]

I use alarm system with motion sensor, so you can't even touch the motorcycle without getting extremely loud alarm. I use Scorpio SR-i900R. It was very difficult to find place for the alarm under the sit of my XB12Scg, but somehow I did it. In addition I use sounding brake disk locks Xena with orange reminders, so you can't sit on the motorcycle without interacting with the reminders. For long parking period near my job place I use motorcycle cover.

 

[Theycallmecrash]

Fuck the verbal warning, id walk up grab the idiot by the collar pull his ass off and down to the ground. Stand over him with a stern finger and say "Bad!"

 

[Retrax]

I usually find out which car or truck is theirs and jump up on the hood. Then I'll get behind the wheel and pump the gas pedal a bunch of times while making loud "Vroooom, Vroooom!!!" noises.

 

[Negative]

Usually I'll just ask em if they'd care if somebody was in their car when they walked up to it ... if they say "yes" then I say, "good ... get the fuck off" ... if they say "no" then I say "well I would .... so get the fuck off" ... either way unless they ask me and I OK it or I tell them it's ok beforehand ... You don't need to be on my bike ... You look with your eyes not with your douchebag ass and hands ...

I used to be cool with whoever sitting on my bike ... then I watched somebody drop my 954 when I was walking out to it from the mall here one day ... when I asked em why they didn't even bother to pick it up they said they didn't touch it ... nice words were not exchanged ...

tl;dr - Don't let random people touch your shit or you're gonna have a bad time ...

 

[d_adams]

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