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How do you tell people to get off your bike?
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mrlogix
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lol. I only have one eye, can't do tangents or read lips. Two lips, one eye, doesn't work. Off subject, yeah. LOL
Thankfully it's never happened to me but I think before I had time to react or say something I'd be worried about what my buddies would do that I ride with a lot. Ones a 6'5 former army ranger and the other is a 6'1 marine and amateur MMA fighter. Those guys don't take kindly to that crap or people texting and driving or coming into our lane and clearly not paying attention.
I was at a rural bar on my FXSTS about 20 years ago, look out the window at 5 guys looking at my bike when the biggest guy hops on it. I walk out and ask him which car is his and he tells me. I go sit down in the passenger seat and stick my finger down my throat and vomit all over the drivers seat. He gets off my bike and runs to his car whilst shouting threats of bodily harm and I hop on my scoot and split.
Hot or not, don't sit on my bike. I told a fairly good-looking woman to "Get the fuck off my bike" when I approached and saw her sitting on it. She probably was used to people allowing her to sit on their bikes due to her looks, but that's my damn bike and only myself and people I know can sit on it without asking first.
mrlogix
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just go up and tell them, 'most of my bitches have to blow me before they get to sit on the bike'. LOL. 
racepro716
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I've never had it happen to me but if I walk up and see someone on my bike I'm losing my shit. I don't care where you live but you'll probably hear me screaming. One other thing, I'm carrying a full face helmet. I am in no way a tough guy or a fighter but their head and my helmet are both going to connect real quick. No questions asked. I don't even want to think what it's going to take to replace my bodywork. There were only 12 of my 08 white and blue Firebolts ever imported into Canada. I've never seen another one and can't replace it.
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Turn the question around, if you were on someone else bike [OK lets just pretend for a minute you were that stupid] how would you want to be spoken to by the owner? How would you react if the owner came across all aggressive and threatening or surprisingly reasonable and respectful? Being reasonable and respectful might defuse a potential stand off.
Actually I was in this situation once I walked out of a gas station to find the female owner and her 1 year old son playing on my bike( I was baffled to see how somebody would actually have the nerve to do this). I mean it's not their property, I actually waited till they were done to walk up because it was a female. That was a good story right (wrong) when I got home I found my rear blinker was broken and dangling! Next time it's a spankin for the one year old and a 9mm for the mom. That's a 9mm Fujitsu film camera for all you sensitives!
Devonbiker- your talking to the wrong crowd we all ride bikes and none of us are stupid enough to sit on someone else's bike without asking. It doesn't even feel right! It's not yours! If you walk in and find someone sitting on your wife are you going to ask him politely to get off so that you defuse the situation?
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