How do you tell people to get off your bike?

[djs2k2]

Thanks! Snrusnak, but I'm married![smirk][up]

 

[stevo]

...sittin' another mans bike....it's just not done.
It's up to the individual how far you need to go in making it "clear" the tresspass was improper- and that may be dependant upon the mood you're in already.
I like to be direct ("get the fu*k off my bike!") - and what few have "fuged up" do comply quickly.
I've never met a dumbshit wanting to push their poor manners yet...even when it's just me, and I'm outnumbered by their "buddies".
(but I'll be their Huckleberry...)

 

[Dellinger]

I ask, WWJD? If he had a sweet XB12 like mine he would probably ask the person in question nicely to remove their ass from the seat.If necessary he would follow up with a size 11 sandal to the chest removing the hooligan with extreme prejudice, but only if necessary...

 

[albert666]

i have never had it done to any of my bikesnor have i ever seen anyone sit on someone elses bike without asking.
i wouldn't even sit on a bike at a dealers without asking first

 

[wolfo68]

Turn the question around, if you were on someone else bike [OK lets just pretend for a minute you were that stupid] how would you want to be spoken to by the owner?

I would expect my ass to get beat.


I will say that my mood about this has changed since my bike was stolen. If I see you touch my bike I'm going to cuss at you. For someone brazen enough to sit on it, I could see myself coming unhinged and pinning them to the ground.

 

[djs2k2]

Wolfo68 when did your bike get stolen?[sad]

 

[wolfo68]

October 2012, got it back at the end of may 2013

 

[djs2k2]

Well at least you got it back! Thank the Pegasus god, and the big man up stairs![up]

 

[Cosworth]

 

[djs2k2]

Man he is holding him hostage with a sword while making him give a blow job all for sitting on his bike! Twisted but I guess it's only fair![smirk]

 

[mrlogix]

^^ wow, see where your mind went with that. LOL

 

[heagachongoose]

That escalated quickly.

 

[djs2k2]

[up]

 

[go cytocis]

Where are you guys parking your bikes to cause this issue? In front of douchebag bars? Outside UFC fights? Crack alleys? Homeless shelters?

I'm not overly-cautious about where I park but I use my discretion & I've never had a problem in almost 25 years of urban riding.

 

[oh9bolt]

^[up]

 

[djs2k2]

When I had my bike sat on and turn signal broke I was at a nice gas station on the lake!

 

[tomahawk1976]

+1 on meeting stupidity with violence---though my bikes all carry stickers/decals that elude to who I ride with and my specific principals and ideals....I've never had anybody sit on my bike. It is NOT okay and deserves an extreme response

 

[tomahawk1976]

I think you got the wrong idea. I hang out at douchebag bars, go to UFC fights, etc. Hell the guys I train with at my MMA gy have commented on my bikes on several occasions. Never once---not once has even one of the girls attempted to sit on it without asking...and its always before class....pre-dripping sweat. RESPECT. It's the middle or upper class douche who looks down his/her nose at you who has no regard for you or your property. That's the same reason "mrs. Audi" who thought she could force me over and move into my lane lost her mirror. It's all about respect and acting right

 

[djs2k2]

Nice!

 

[ruckus]

if someone was in your car would you assume they were stealing it? This is what you explain to the perpetrator as he starts coming to after your knock his ass out so you know he really learns the lesson. Then you say run along now into the world and tell all other motorcycle picture posing douches about what happened here today. apparently we got an epidemic of this stuff by how many people responded to this haha