I gotta get me one of these. Just read it and you'll want one too.

[lancruza]

https://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/6269215457.html

 

[airbozo]

That wins the creative writing of the year award.

I must resist!

 

[rchuff]

I know John likes scooters! He might be interested! Lmao!

 

[user_deleted]

I know John likes scooters! He might be interested! Lmao!

hey! i saw that..................smart-ass!
well let's see now ricky: it's not quite a motorcycle and it's not quite a scooter and it has a horrible liquid cooled "kind of" flat twin motor and it's kind of comfortable and it's kind of reliable..........and nobody in their right mind ever bought one. i remember when these abortions first appeared local honda dealers who got stuck with them were furious knowing they had a travesty on their hands that would languish on their "floor plan" list forever. in typical honda fashion just another answer to a question nobody ever asked. i will give the PC800 credit for one thing: it is NOT the ugliest modern-era motorcycle on earth. that distinction lives forever with Suzuki's response to the Yamaha V-Max: drum roll please..........the Madura 1200 V-4. my God!

 

[rchuff]

^^^^ Lmao!!!:up:

 

[Mope]

^^ I'm giggling like a school girl thinking about the look of horror on Honda buyers faces when they see the 'abortions' getting rolled out onto the showroom floor

 

[lancruza]

Just thought I'd add this additional pic from his ad. WOOOOHOOOO!

 

[wickedchop]

That is hands down the greatest ad/sales pitch EVER. I damn near pissed myself. Absolutely phenomenal work, a true artist!!!!