I have a buddy like you. We go desert riding together and he always has cables, locks, alarms, etc. for EVERYTHING. bikes, gas cans, trailer, tool box, truck is always alarmed, RV door locked, windows locked, COOLER has a padlock on it.
The difference is my vacation is
relaxing! We are always waiting for him, and he's constantly worried, checking on his stuff, and making extra trips to and fro to get the right key, etc. Late for rides, late to the campfire, late to go to sleep, late to breakfast...
I'm not saying I don't ever lock anything, but parking your bike in a normal spot and keeping the key isn't "asking for it"
I love my CR, but Erik made more than one of them.