"...And laying a finger aside of his nose and giving a nod, up on the rear wheel he rose!"
--From "'Twas The Night Before Daytona" by Kris "Fatboy" Kringle
"A good friend will come downtown at 4:00am and bail you out of jail...
but a true friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, 'Damn...that was fun!'"
--Anonymous HellBeemer