Urban Dictionary defines Squids & Cagers

[theMelvster6]

I thought this was funny so I wanted to share the Urban Dictionary definition of Squid and Cager. I know we toss these terms around, but I'm sure some of us out there really don't know what they mean. I thought the definitions were pretty funny!!

 

[Cooter]

4. cager
Someone who masturbates thinking or looking at nicholas cage photos, while listening to the soundtrack of any of his films circa 1990's.
Bro.. Tonys a total cager, i heard him beating it to "Wild at heart" the other day.

Bwahahahaha!!!! Who knew[confused]

 

[08herobolt]

Awesome. Cager definitely needs to be sent to theChive.

 

[theMelvster6]

DOUCHE BAG! LMAO!!

 

[go cytocis]

A squid can easily be identified by taking the combined surface areas of chicken strips and exposed skin, multiplying by the bike's displacement, and then dividing by the number of years riding experience. The higher the resultant, the more likely you're dealing with a squid...