Bacon question! When does it loose it's manliness?

[Ghosted]

Ok so my girlfriend made bacon.

I know what you are thinking. "Marry her"

Well she is quite lovely and smoking hot but..


She made the bacon, extra crispy and not my favorite style of bacon but one should not descriminate against bacon and crumbled it into some horendous pasta salad thing (she is always trying to get me to eat heathier but lets face it, I am just a hairy American winning machine already) and this think tastes gross, its got some kind of shell noddles and god know what else is it in. I am refusing to eat it. Is that ok? Am I going to put a negative punch on my man card for refusing to eat bacon in one of its less delicous forms?

That is the question I have been facing.

 

[Theycallmecrash]

Wtf? Why would she do that to bacon? Put her on time out for wasting bacon! Im a fan of not eating food i dont like. Halfagiraffe made cookies once, so bad i wont ever eat her cookies again, and i love cookies!

 

[konarider94]

There is a rule on a car forum Im on that needs to be a rule here. So Im going to start enforcing it(by posting), and hopefully it will catch on.

If you talk about a girl you have to show a picture of her. Its known as rule22

 

[Theycallmecrash]

If you talk about a girl you have to show a picture of her. Its known as rule22

I approve [up]

 

[Ghosted]

Let em see what I can rustle up

 

[Ghosted]

Here she is when we went to hawaii for new years

There is one of her on my bike and the truck in my pics

 

[Ghosted]

Wtf? Why would she do that to bacon? Put her on time out for wasting bacon! Im a fan of not eating food i dont like. Halfagiraffe made cookies once, so bad i wont ever eat her cookies again, and i love cookies!

Its blasphemous for sure

 

[Burton]

I enjoy this new rule.

 

[Ghosted]

uno mas

 

[konarider94]

Pasta salad isnt that bad. Would you rather eat it without bacon?

It was a side dish right...not the whole meal.

I forgot you already posted a pic of her on your bike. Oh well. +1 to you.

 

[Ghosted]

pasta salad is bad. I like to stick to the 4 main food groups:Beer, Beef, Carbonated Beveages, and Things that are Fried.

 

[Theycallmecrash]

Bacon is its own food group.

 

[Ghosted]

Bacon is its own food group.

You sir couldnt be more right

like to stick to the 5 main food groups:Beer, Bacon, Beef, Carbonated Beveages, and Things that are Fried.

 

[ReconLdr]

I have 3 words for you:

CHICKEN FRIED BACON!!!!!

I went to a Zombie shoot a few years ago. Everyone brought some type of food/drink items and we had ourselves a feast all weekend long.

I made venison steaks and venison chili for dinner Saturday night and it was a huge hit with everyone.... Until the next morning when my buddy made CHICKEN FRIED BACON. It was amazing. I ate so much I'm pretty sure I took 10 years off of my life.

 

[Ghosted]

Combining some of the core food groups, bacon and fried things....interesting, you sir could be onto something

 

[konarider94]

 

[snrusnak]

Boo to bacon anyway. Some bacon is ok, I don't eat a lot of meat though. I actually prefer any meat that I eat burnt to a crisp. mmmm

 

[FlaXB9R]

/\ Weirdo

 

[snrusnak]

^flipper

 

[iman501]

I'm with snrusnak, I like it all crispy!!!