chuck noris!!! (dumb joke's)

[rockerphotographer]

Chuck Norris eats the rainbow to taste the skittles...

Chuck Norris built the cabin he was born in...

Little boys pee their name in snow, Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete...

 

[rockerphotographer]

**religiously offensive**



















Chuck Norris forgives God for all of his sins...

Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land...

 

[ATFIII]

Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

 

[anrkizm95]

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?


















"Dam".

 

[anrkizm95]

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?




















A nervous wreck.

 

[GoodfellaLX]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity.....twice.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

 

[njdevils1990]

Only chuck norris can prevent forest fires!

 

[sledhead007]

haha chuck norris can punch a cyclops between the eyes.

 

[GoodfellaLX]

When the hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris.

 

[Kid1620]

If Chuck Norris were to flick you in the ear you would explode

 

[LightningLevi]

Chuck Norris can procreate with dragons.

He can also slam a revolving door.

 

[ducrider]

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

 

[BuellyBagger]

Blonde Jokes:

How do u drown a blonde???

Put a scratch and sniff sticker @ the bottom of ur pool!


theres a blonde(A) driving down the road and she spots another blonde(B) out in the corn field ina row boat... rowing.

blonda(A) pulls over and gets out of her car, and yells to blonde (B) what the hell are you doing??

blonde(B) go away!!!

Blonda(A) seriously what the **** are you doing???

Blonde (B) go away god damnit, leave me alone!!!

Blonde (A) Hey what are you doing out there do you need help? whats going on?

Blonde(B) Go away bitch im fine leave me alone!!

Blonde(A)Standing on the road by the corn field "Bitch??? If I could swim I'd come out there and kick your ASS!!"

 

[xtremelow]

There are two species on the planet, the extinct and those that have yet to meet Chuck Norris.

I all reality I have met him while I was in Iraq and that was in 2006, the war didn't end, and he still had to wear protection, he is an old old man.

I was taking this picture, wanted to test the waters before meeting him

 

[NwRider]

Chuck norris was obviously wearing body armor to protect bullets from his awesomeness.

 

[ReconLdr]

Chuck Norris could punch you in the back of your face.

Chuck Norris secretly has sex with every woman on the planet each month... They all bleed for 7 days after.

Chuck Norris uses a rattle snake for a condom.

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Q: What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics????




A: Not being Retarded.

 

[Agate]

Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin he has a third fist.

 

[Agate]

Chuck Norris is so cool when he sweats he sweats ice.

 

[Agate]

Blonde Jokes

Why did the Blonde get fired from the MnM factory?



She through away all the W's.

 

[Agate]

Even Chuck Norris's shadow is scareed of him.