chuck noris!!! (dumb joke's)

[Abledcool1]

 

[RuiP]

although I am thankful I know I give mine real ones every time I can tell the diff' (... not braggin' 'n all, just sayin'...)

That's awesome. Thanks for letting us know. [up]

 

[vtech007]

What can I say

 

[vtech007]

Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Chuck Noris laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

 

[vtech007]

Chuck Noris wins staring contests with his eyes closed.

 

[vtech007]

Chuck Noris hits blackjack with just one card.

 

[vtech007]

Chuck Noris can kick start a car.

 

[BuckDaniels]

You can tell when Chuck Norris has a boner...

His eyebrows are on his neck.

 

[snareman96]

Kim Jong-il's last words....











Hey look! It's Chuck Nor....

 

[Sirius815]

Don't think this one's been put up yet:

When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, he doesn't turn into a Zombie. The Zombie turns into Chuck Norris.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly3wg6gCwP1qzpsuoo1_500.jpg

 

[Agate]

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it

 

[redrider]

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[Urban_Assault]

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "Manslaughter"

 

[JRage]