Funny 9SX Story for today

[go cytocis]

I ride better when I'm drunk  1 or 9 beers really gets me relaxed and focused on the road.

That might be one of the most serious design flaws of the XB: no beer holster!

 

[snrusnak]

Keg mod!

 

[Gloomshadow]

yeah if you just jump on there "cold" youre only running at about half what you can normally do until you get that warm up out of the way.. You GOT to get into that mental "zone" before you can access all those internal "mods",,, usually takes me about 10-15min before I feel like Im really rolling like Im supposed to... then it lasts all day for the most part.

 

[ctrvl]

Gloom, you have the best stories. If you had a motovlog I would totally subscribe. You should call it "GothXB's Great Adventures".

 

[snrusnak]

You add "character" to the forum...

 

[Gloomshadow]

see I said "SENSITIVE RIDERS" and I lost 2 more rep points! its hilarious![up]

 

[snrusnak]

I promise one wasn't me!

For real though lol

 

[Gloomshadow]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT507w26b4U
Once again, I let my adopted son speak for me..

how the hell do you guys post the videos on the damp forum itself? That "youtube" button above doesn't seem to work nor does "embed" on the YT the video doesn't seem to work either.

 

[go cytocis]

Keg mod!

That's one way to stay at yourBallmer Peak!

 

[snrusnak]

wtf lol

 

[go cytocis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT507w26b4U

- RE waving: agreed, who cares...
- RE crashing: there's 2 kinds of bikers, those who've crashed, and those who will.
- RE getting back on a bike after a crash: a friend of mine became a paraplegic in a crash and within 2 years, had custom built a sidecar motorcycle he could strap his wheelchair into & ride as though the whole thing never happened!

 

[FlaXB9R]

So my reply to this is....

1.Holy **** that's 13 minutes of my life I can never get back.

2.Did I really just watch that whole thing?

3.I couldn't stop watching after the "when I wrecked my scooter" line. And also LMAO at that, other than that refer to #1

 

[go cytocis]

Holy **** that's 13 minutes of my life I can never get back.

Haha, well, the good news is he's now used up 13 of his 15 minutes!

 

[s0dhi]

I find that CycleCruza guy to be really annoying.

 

[Gloomshadow]

yeah he wrecked his scooter.. but he knows hes gonna wreck that bike one day too.. hes YOUNG.. let him be. If you don't like what hes saying its because you need to do some push ups...

 

[oh9bolt]

DILLIGAF

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[snrusnak]

I'm seriously confused....

I should probably watch the video so I know what's going on, but after the above comments I don't want to waste my time.

 

[snrusnak]

Ok I'm glad I watched it that was hilarious.

 

[somecallmery]

, **** waving, and **** scooters....

Mmmhmm. I think you ride just so you can give the big waves to the scooters on the street.

We all started somewhere. Gotta give this guy props for owning his scooter accident like a real man and being a true biker.

 

[Gloomshadow]

Yeah its hilarious.. Cruza is funny as hell. Especially his Ghost Story about when he spent the night in the haunted Hotel.. he even got some night shot video of what the Ghost did to him while he was sleeping.

He is a new rider and he makes no bones about that so he appeals to other new riders... that's a good thing. Hes trying to prevent the formation of future squids in his age group. He also loves Buells, he understands them.

I subscribe to him just because he is so ******* funny.. hes got one video he doctored up where he made it look like he was running from the cops.. when the cop eventually did pull him over he was contrite as hell with the cop and the cop was another rider.. it was funny as ****.