The Best Yet-Just Imagine it's a Buell XB Lightning!

[user_deleted]

i can't stop watching this. poor dale...but he does have lovely hands.
i'm sure it's a speed-triple or something similar but just imagining the bike at the pumps is an XB lighting really makes this even more hilarious.

 

[AZmidget91]

My girlfriend complains when I insist on driving either my truck or her mustang places, instead of our explorer, because I tell her it isn't cool enough.

 

[BuellyBagger]

As the owner of two pretty lame SUVs I totally understand the feeling. That's why the turbo is represented hardcore on the back of the Escape makes it feel a little bit cooler. EcoBoost two-liter oh yeah

 

[Chicknstripn]

As a father of three kids and a husband to one total awesome wife; I really don't care about being cool anymore.
I think it all started when my daughter was born. A years later I found myself at the neighborhood pool wondering why I was getting strange looks from the neighbors I didn't know all that well. Then I looked down and noticed that I had forgotten about my daughter painting my nails.

 

[user_deleted]

rumor has it that wally(wickedchop) uses moisturizer. surely he'll chime in shortly.

 

[njloco]

Truth be told I was just telling my wife, when she got back from getting her nails done, that I have to go get mine done also! Let's not forget, that I do have a broken wrist, making my right hand useless, or did she say I was useless?, Oh well whatever, I can't remember.