chuck noris!!! (dumb joke's)

[buellbradski]

A earthquake didn't cause the tsunami in Japan chuck Norris was just doing a cannonball

 

[xtremelow]

Chuck Norris has counted to the infinite... twice.

Chuck Norris knows the last decimal of ╥ (pi).

Chuck Norris gets his tan by skinny dipping in lava.

 

[GoodfellaLX]

If Chuck Norris where to pat you in the back you could put it on your resume.

 

[07Bolt]

Chuck Norris' vest will always be greener than the others

 

[zdawg123]

Chuck Norris pee'd in a can and we named it Red Bull

 

[xtremelow]

Chuck Norris' vest will always be greener than the others

Spin off to what I thought of reading this.

The grass is always greener on Chuck Norris's side.

 

[RuiP]

The following ARE NOT CHUCK NORRIS JOKES BUT ARE ACTUAL FACTS!


Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.


In sign language, a roundhouse kick to the face is how you say the name "Chuck Norris."



Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died



Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.



Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

 

[07Bolt]

Xtremelow will always be taller than Chuck Norris

 

[RuiP]

Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.

 

[RuiP]

Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris

 

[BitchinXb]

This one I just made up;

Chuck Norris was required to Co-signed for Gods first Buell

 

[Montie92]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer..too bad he's never cried.

 

[uly luigi]

Chuck Norris puts a condom on with a tire iron

 

[v_twinsam]

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups he pushes the earth down.

Two Blondes walking through the forrest come upon some tracks one says hey look bear tracks the other no those are deer tracks. After 30 minutes of arguing the train hit them both.

 

[uly luigi]

What's the 1st thing a blonde says after sex?
So, you guys on the same team?

 

[anrkizm95]

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?












A pool table.

 

[anrkizm95]

What do you get from a pampered cow?





















Spoiled milk.

 

[anrkizm95]

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?


























Polaroids.

 

[sledhead007]

how do you get four gay guys to sit on a bar stool.....?







turn it upside down

 

[07Bolt]

How many Chuck Norris' does take to change a light bulb? 2

1 to hold the bulb, 1 to turn the house!