English lesson

[ToneTheMoan]

Right lets put a few things straight! 1. the word ARSE means ARSE it does not mean ASS an ASS is a 4 legged donkey type animal you ride! and it most certainly does not mean FANNY a FANNY is a woman`s girlie garden! 2. a bike runs on PETROL it does not run on GAS! GAS is used to cook things with and light ****! 3. it is not a STORE its a SHOP you go SHOPPING you do not go STORING thats what you do with food etc. 4. when you hear a joke why do you say THATS FUNNY **** why dont you just LAUGH? and finally (for now!) when buellxb tells you to check your GRAMMAR they/he does not mean the person that married your GRANDPA!! ha ha ha this should wake you buggers up!! LMFAO :black_eyed: :applause:

 

[Cooter]

OK,sure.

But what the Hell is "Al-you-min-ee-um"? Here in the states we have "Al-oo-mi-num" is it the same thing?:angel:


July 4th 1776, never forget:black_eyed:

haha!

 

[ToneTheMoan]

lol see thats another one there is an I in aluminIum! ha ha i have no memory of that date whatsoever! i was out that day and didnt watch the news! ha ha ha :sorrow: :up:

 

[mrlogix]

the word ARSE means ARSE it does not mean ASS an ASS is a 4 legged donkey type animal you ride!

you mean donkey, That specific 4 legged animal.

as far as the store thing, we do not say 'storing'. We say shopping (verb) at the store (noun).

That's funny **** Your British, no sense in even trying to explain it. LOL.

As far as this 'GAS is used to cook things with and light ****!' What exactly are you doing to ****? I think you mean a cigarette. Or do you go around all day putting '****' in your mouth?

LMFAO, your turn ol' chap. Brilliant, simply brilliant.

 

[ToneTheMoan]

ARSE as in SMARTARSE! ha ha i knew writing *** was a bad idea as soon as i posted this! lol So i aint found anything yet funny about ****! its ****! ha ha ha i am enjoying this! ENJOYING means ENJOYING we agree on that right! :applause:

 

[ToneTheMoan]

Its 1.30am here in England land so i shall retire now and check out the carnage on the morrow! work that out ya bastards! LMFAO Goodnight America! :encouragement: :sleeping: oh yeah toodle pip old chaps! :loyal:

 

[mrlogix]

I think you are going about this arse over elbow. If you start using American slang in Britian they will think you have went barmy. The world will start spinning anti-clockwise, and everyone will think you have went blinkered.

 

[ToneTheMoan]

mrlogix WTF ha ha ha a better one is arse over tit and you know we are all barking mad anyway innit! i like it that we are all a giraffe though! (giraffe-laugh) Y`all have a nice day now Y`hear buddy! :applause: :up:

 

[user_deleted]

AMOUNT OF HUMAN BEINGS WHO HAVE SET FOOT ON THE MOON....BY COUNTRY OF ORIGIN:
United States of America-12
United Kingdom-0



the defense rests your honor.

 

[ToneTheMoan]

You bitch! ha ha ha ha :up: :applause:

 

[AZmidget91]

What next? Are you going to try to tell me Z is pronounced "ZED"?

 

[ToneTheMoan]

Yes, yes it is!! a breakthrough at last! well done AZ go to the top of the class and all you others listen to AZed ok! LMFAO they will probably make this a sticky so you all can reference it! lol :eagerness: :applause::applause::applause:

 

[mrlogix]

the defense rests your honor.

nice one John.

 

[heagachongoose]

Enough of this grammar ********. When is it time for tea and crumpets?

 

[ToneTheMoan]

Anytime is time for tea and crumpets!! :upset: lol

 

[mrlogix]

prefer a pint laddie

 

[ToneTheMoan]

Oh how uncouth what riff raff we now drink a glass of champers old chap! now go eat a tom-ay-to! :hororr: lol

 

[heagachongoose]

The extent of my knowledge on the English is directly and totally derived from all things Monty Python.

I feel like I have a good grasp on the society.

 

[ToneTheMoan]

Hey man monty python now you`re talking! England the way it should be! I want to learn American so this forum helps!! yee hah and all that! :black_eyed:

 

[mrlogix]

Benny Hill and Top Gear for me.