You might be a Buell owner if...

[icecoldcoasty]

if you feel like you ride a moped with a hemi engine it it. not gonna lie my father in law has a korean moped 50cc thingy and it is damn near the same size as my xb9s hahahaha

you might own a buell if you put soy sauce on your sushi not in your gas tank.<--wife made that quote God i love her

 

[kman2061]

when you ride to work it adds an hour to your commute...both ways

 

[konarider94]

when you dont worry about how hard it is to get at the sparkplugs because you have to take the engine out every year anyway.

 

[Tony216]

Parts have fallen off your bike and you don't get pissed because you half-way expect it.

You've actually replaced valve springs and still make fun of your friends on Ducatis for their stupid valve train.

You have an exhaust on your bike that no one can give you a straight answer on what it's called (Beson, Bison, IMR...).

After owning a Ducati and a Husqvarna, it seems reliable and parts seem cheap.

 

[bobaganoosh]

if the only time you can find nuetral is when your trying to ride a wheelie in front of bunch of people

 

[CrazyTexan]

-You keep a stocked drawer of thread lock in your garage.

-your more happy with a small gift like a coffee mug/keychain that has "Buell" on it than any other gifts you recieve.

 

[rshepler217]

if your at trafic lights and people scream out their window asking what model ducatti your bike is and you just stare back at them puzzled

 

[Junkbone]

if the only time you can find nuetral is when your trying to ride a wheelie in front of bunch of people

[up][up] Man this is so true!

 

[Buellstache]

~If you have found your girlfriend sitting naked on your bike in the garage rev'ving the living **** out of your Buell.
~If you have lost sleep worrying about odd engine noise.
~If your girlfriend likes to ride your Buell more than you (as in you not more than you like to ride the bike).
~If Rice Rocket riders feel the need to brag about their bikes because subconciously they know their bike will never look as mean.

 

[theMelvster6]

-if it's 115° and you say F@#$ It, I'm riding anyway!

-if you get home and have call for help cuz
your kickstand fell off

 

[djohnk]

You take the long way to work because you just want to ride a little more.

 

[christianmb]

The people you go to for answers have names like Hawk, Xopti, 5-0dro, and theoctopus

 

[icecoldcoasty]

every time you set foot in a harley dealership you have to choke down vomit and hold back your tongue when all the retarded mechanics try to tell you how to set up you bike.

 

[CrazyTexan]

every time you set foot in a harley dealership you have to choke down vomit and hold back your tongue when all the retarded mechanics try to tell you how to set up you bike.

[up][up] Thats funny

If Rice Rocket riders feel the need to brag about their bikes because subconciously they know their bike will never look as mean.

Thats True. Esp, the sound.

 

[MAGIC]

Every time you think about selling it and riding it afterwards you change your mind and keeping it.

 

[killerBUELL]

You have tinitus/partial deafness, and plain don't give a ****, cos you EARNED it!

Whaat!!?

 

[Racinjitter]

if you go to a harley meet and someone asks what type of foreign POS is a Buell... Then proceeds to say he rides a triumph.

You start the bike up anywhere and everyone looks for a harley desperately.

You do a rolling burnout and everyone looks around puzzled at the noise you just made.

You giggle like a school girl every time you start your bike.

 

[Buellstache]

You giggle like a school girl every time you start your bike.

Bwahahahhaa... I toats never do this

 

[freak2180]

You giggle like a school girl every time you start your bike.

Guilty.....

 

[brijesh600]

you just sold your buell and still linger on the buell website partially cos you miss it and mostly becasue you have a ton of replacement parts that you have aquired over time ,just in case you need it.. and now trying to sell..