Im selling both my XB's

[Enemy Zero]

That **** gonna hit the town like a tsunami of kung fu kicks. Mufukkas gonna be wishin a sharknado hit instead.

 

[heagachongoose]

This thread is comedic gold.

That ninja is kick ass! Straight pipe it, Slap some chrome on that ****, at least a 340 rear tire, full surround sound system and you're Rollin like a big shot! Gotta make sure that thing has a shift light first though. God forbid it doesn't have a shift light. Otherwise youll never know when to shift!

 

[Enemy Zero]

Sometimes you just need more traction.

Shift light is a definite must. Big ass Autometer gauge with it built in is your best bet.

 

[heagachongoose]

Three times the traction, three times the chrome, three times the busa! The Triabusa! Mystical beast of legend!

 

[Enemy Zero]

Three times the traction, three times the chrome, three times the busa! The Triabusa! Mystical beast of legend!

It's rare that we get to see one. Even in picture form. I heard the last guy that tried to ride it was dressed in full gear and burst into flames as soon as he turned the ignition on. It's said only the one in the Legendary tank top armor with the golden flip flops can dare throw a leg over it without incurring the wrath of the mighty ones.

 

[jamason_2000]

One word gloom........ WOW!

 

[jamason_2000]

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[Gloomshadow]

OH MAN tthat Tribusa is off the ******* CHAIN!! See, that's why Buell his hanging is head in shame.. Buell cant touch that Tribusa. Dey had to put 2 wheels on the back to keep them from flying apart it so fast. how fast was that again? 240? 250?

Zero: you mention the "Sharknado". yeah my boy gots one of those. So bad they made a movie about it.Its a "Man-Style" special order "Busa", bored out to 2100cc, turbo, quad-Gatlin' exhaust AND ITS AN AUTOMATIC! The Quad -Gats keep the cops off your tail but here is the real cool part. The entire body of the bike is a LCD screen!! Hit the button and its "STEALH", hit the button again and its a moving "Flame Job", hit the button again and the bike plays XXX Porn, sound and everything...makes those ******* come RUNNIN!!! That Sharknado is so ******* fast that the cops cant clock you on radar, they can only ESTIMATE your speed by using the "Doppler Effect"..that way you can beat that ticket in court!! Once I heard all that, I put one of those ******* on order for me! CASH MONEY!

 

[Theycallmecrash]

This thread went from clever and funny.... Its starting to look like an episode of honey ****oo, i dont want to keep reading but im going to anyways....

Tribusa.... Thats amazing.... Almost fell off the toilet reading that.

 

[Gloomshadow]

look at the swing arm on it! ha ha ha

 

[Enemy Zero]

Triabusa! Hilarious. I'm sad cuz I don't even know where to take this from here. That Green Goblin bike was like the grand finale. It's like the Rolling Stones opening for a local band.

 

[Gloomshadow]

well Im kinda running out of the pussy assed comments about Buells that I read on other Forums... oh wait, heres one. "The rotors all warp".. "my Buells ******* SUCK because every one of them warps rotors at an amazing rate.. **** Buells! That rotor is not up to the task... that's why they don't race with them.:"

how is that one?

 

[BuddhaBuell]

"The rotors all warp"

that is becuase I've heard that Buell rotors warp.....at speed!

hence the Star Trek term 'warp speed'

but cereal-ly
those 'bikes' invoke one thought...

tits on a bull

[smirk]

 

[Gloomshadow]

"Buells suck ass because they are paint shakers..." I love that one

. I gotta sell both my Buells, Ive chipped like 3 teeth just sitting there at stoplights.. I cant even SEE the stop light... its just a ******* blurr... I gotta get off this thing and get me a real hardcore, raw, macho and manly Honda!

 

[Enemy Zero]

I'd sell em. If those front brakes are so good why doesn't every manufacturer use 'em? Why aren't they using them in motogp!?!?

 

[Gloomshadow]

as soon as I saw them racing that 1125 against 600s??..... time to SELL!

 

[Restlessrustler]

I got my eyes on some new rides.....

Screw them can am spyders....this busa is SICK

in case you wanted to race an F1

For the blingster that wants a tribute to #3

well, just a redneck

 

[Gloomshadow]

no cellphones..

 

[sickee]

Just call me sucker! Well played Gloom, I was serious getting pi$%#ed!

 

[Gloomshadow]

sickee.. Im gonna go on the GSXR forum and made a badass profile, with a GSXR 600, get all known by the members then start telling that I keep getting slammed by 12R's and 9SX's on the street.. just keep doing that every few days.. "those damn Buell riders are ******* badasses, I cant catch them!"